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JET PLANE
All my bags are lost
I don't know where
My laptop's broken And we're
in the air
My deadline's going to pass
before we're there
One more meal on the run
I left my coat in Camera
one
When I checked in
They said I had no room
So sweep me and let me board
Let me interview Al Gore
Tell me that I'll have some
time to file
'cause I'm living on a jet
plane
Don't know when I'll get
home again
Oh no, who's seen my network
crew
One more time I have to see
Al Gore rolling up his sleeves
I get it that he wants to
fight for me
One more day I have to find
A reason for my own byline
When I looked up the motorcade
was gone
So spin me and try to be
The source for something
newsworthy
Tell me what I don't already
know
'cause I'm f^&*ing living
on a jet plane
Don't know why I did this
again
Oh no, here comes Lehane
Performed not quite to the tune of "Jet Plane" by John Denver