1. Route 66
2. So Happy Together
3. Louie Louie
4. When a Man Loves a Woman
5. My Cherie Amore
6. Surfin' USA
7. Cherish
8. Eight Days A Week
9. Take Me To The River
10. American Pie
11. Both Sides Now
12. When You're a Jet
13. Jet Plane
14. Stairway to Heaven
Copyright Greg Simon.  All rights reserved.  Reprinted by permission on Democracy in Action's P2000. 


        All my bags are lost
        I don't know where
        My laptop's broken And we're in the air
        My deadline's going to pass before we're there

        One more meal on the run
        I left my coat in Camera one
        When I checked in
        They said I had no room

        So sweep me and let me board
        Let me interview Al Gore
        Tell me that I'll have some time to file
        'cause I'm living on a jet plane
        Don't know when I'll get home again
        Oh no, who's seen my network crew

        One more time I have to see
        Al Gore rolling up his sleeves
        I get it that he wants to fight for me
        One more day I have to find
        A reason for my own byline
        When I looked up the motorcade was gone

        So spin me and try to be
        The source for something newsworthy
        Tell me what I don't already know
        'cause I'm f^&*ing living on a jet plane
        Don't know why I did this again
        Oh no, here comes Lehane

        Performed not quite to the tune of "Jet Plane" by John Denver