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SURFIN' USA
If everybody who's pollin'
Across the USA
Really knew who'd be votin'
There'd be no 'lection day
They'd all be out in Las
Vegas
Knowing just when to bet
But they been pollin' for
a long time
And ain't got it right yet
You'll catch 'em pollin in
Michigan
Macomb County line
Tryin' to see if the likelies
Will ever speak their mind
All over Missouri and down
Florida way
We'll be rollin' in the
pollin'
"til election day
We'll all be planning a new
route
To get our message out
We'll be talking' bout the
big choice
Families or Rolls Royce
The press will be real frustrated
That they can't really say
Who the winner is from pollin'
Until election day
You'll catch em pollin' everybody
Pollin' day and night
But my poll on the pollsters
Is they're not real bright
lights
Just like ole Yogi told
us
Trouble ain't what you don't
know
It's what you're completely
sure of
That just isn't so
Performed not quite to the tune of "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys