1. Route 66
2. So Happy Together
3. Louie Louie
4. When a Man Loves a Woman
5. My Cherie Amore
6. Surfin' USA
7. Cherish
8. Eight Days A Week
9. Take Me To The River
10. American Pie
11. Both Sides Now
12. When You're a Jet
13. Jet Plane
14. Stairway to Heaven
Copyright Greg Simon.  All rights reserved.  Reprinted by permission on Democracy in Action's P2000. 


        Don't know why we love you like we do
        Always buggin' us to say something new
        You know how busy we are on the trail
        But you keep bitchin' to have more avails

        I wanna know
        Can you tell me
        When will you let us be

        Take us to the rope line
        Drop us a T-1 line
        Show me a file center
        Can you fix my printer

        Brief me
        Leak me
        Don't let the buses leave me
        Til I file...tile I file...til I file my story

        Don't know why you treat us like you do
        Asking if our stories are true
        Be kind of nice if you would report
        How Bush's budget is 2 trillion short
        I wanna know can you tell me
        How Houston children breathe
        Toxic waste in the air
        Children without health care
        Is our children learning
        Who saw Texas burning

        Rhymes with pizza
        Please tell george..please tell George..please tell George
        Before Wednesday


        Take me to the VP
        When you gonna brief me
        Tell me what you told him
        Can you fix my modem

        Al Gore's press corps
        Sleeps less.. works more
        Cause we love..cause we love..cause we love
        The traveling press corps

        Performed not quite to the tune of "Take Me to the River" by Al Green